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How to react to Natural Disaster

  • Setup the Media Circus
    • Send reporters to the spot right away
    • Make around-the-clock live transmissions even if nothing new is added
    • Promote yourself by posting videos and photos to main TV channels
    • Tweet it, Facebook it.
  • Setup the Aid Circus
    • Open a Bank account to accept donations
    • Setup gathering points for that extra-clothing,food,electronics you don’t need
    • Gather artists for a special event and donate the revenues
    • Dedicate sport events and scorings in the victim’s honour
    • Create online causes to adhere.
    • Tweet it, Facebook it.
  • Setup the Political Circus
    • Use the event as a pretext to distract people from current issues
    • Use the event to bury unsettled issues
    • Set up an inquire to find convenient scapegoats
    • Tweet it, Facebook it.

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